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You may have seen him, shuffling around aimlessly like a blind pitbull with an arse full of rusty nails. I know I certainly have. At times, I have been him. Perhaps the most curious specimen modern society has left to offer in these homogenised times: the ASDA shopper in Waitrose.
He is from out of town, [...]